thewalkingassbutt:

He’s such a dork sometimes.

lickypickystickyme:

I’m willing to watch that horrible movie just over this sappy feelgood stuff.

src

firelordwael:

youwinagainmoffat:

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

i have literally seen this on my dash 12 times in this afternoon….

vantasie:

peau-rose:

Well this is hilarious

“use with caution”

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

wallyspfister:

c

swish-and-flickyr:

When he cuts himself shaving, he does half an hour on life forms he’s cleverer than.

#i can just see rose sitting on the bathroom counter as nine shaves #waiting for him to cut himself shaving because she knows he will eventually #and listening to his rants while smirking #and eventually he runs out of life forms because he goes on so much #so he just starts insulting cats #CATS DON’T HAVE TO SHAVE ROES #I’M A TIME LORD #WHY DO I HAVE TO SHAVE #I’M TOO CLEVER FOR THIS #my babies (via darvillains)

So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what if your eyebrows are two lovers that dream of one day being a unibrow so they can finally be together

thats the quickest ive lost a follower

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

every-fandom-of-the-rainbow:

panz2:

castielsunderpants:

to anyone who is utterly isolated and doesn’t know about tuesdays this must be the most confusing gifset like ok this attractive guy is eating a taco and now another attractive guy waking up was he dreaming about the taco did the taco guy wake him up how was he sitting at the table if he was sleeping what do these gifs have to do with each other

I was expecting the text to explain, not further confuse me.

[muffled heat of the moment in the distance]

there are two types of people